but I don't have a title

why are these people following me?

I don't have a title but I still have lots of hats to wear.  Mostly baseball style hats.

I'm fortunate not to have a hair problem (on my head - other parts well we don't want to go there).  Do you think I could sell this hat to a bald guy with the promise that it searches for hair while it is being worn.

I told you I didn't have a title.